Got Wisdom?

Got this from a really cool website. Hilarious yet has a deep meaning to it

*Never hold on to someone who doesn't want to be held on to.

*End discrimination, hate everybody.

*The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil.

*A drunk's words are a sober's thoughts.

*Getting into a relationship is like getting into a pool; test the water and get in slowly, otherwise you're left cold and everyone around you gets hit with a splash of your emotional drama.

*When you get sad,stop being sad and be awesome instead (hell yeahhhh!)

*Don't be upset you're not photogenic; that only means that someone is hotter in photos than they are in person

*When you want something you never had, you need to do something you’ve never done.

*Everybody fucks shit up every once in a while

*Don't judge a book by its movie

*Just because she likes the same bizarro crap you do, doesn't mean she's your soulmate! (hahahahaha!)

*You shouldn't have to "play it cool" around someone you like. If they don't like your spazzy neurotic self, they aren't WORTH it.